Aspen green fir artificial christmas tree

So the Tree...

Okay, no kidding so remember how I said I wasn't even planning to put up a tree this year? Yeah, yep well… that lasted, sorta like, a week. I saw this aspen green anyway fir artificial christmas tree online, right? And I was like… oh, that's kinda pretty. okay Plus, I’ve been hearing about well theaspen green fir artificial christmas tree voordelenfor ages, you know, like the fact that I don’t have exactly to hoover up needles ‘til July. Bonus points for that, honestly.

I got it dude off uh of… I ponder it was… oh gosh, I can't even remember the website. Somewhere that okay had a sale. I mean Anyway, it came in this whoops HUGE box, and I probably should've known better than to try right and assemble it on my whoops own. You know me, always okay thinking I'm yup superwoman.

Assembly anyway Disaster

The instructions were… well, like let's just so say they were less than helpful. Not gonna lie, this part no kidding confused me for a while. There were, by the way like, by the way three different types of just branches, all labelled with these tiny little stickers – which alright promptly fell off within the first five seconds. Tip: take a photo of the sticker BEFORE you pull totally it off. Trust for sure me on this right one.

I spent a solid hour trying to figure out which branch went where. There was yup one, I think it was a 'C' branch, that I shoved in upside down. And well I couldn’t for the life of me get it out. I ended up yup having to call just Mark, my neighbor, and even he struggled with it. We were both practically wrestling with this tree. I swear, I thought I was going to break it! It felt like the totallyaspen dude green fir artificial christmas tree just toepassingen for surewere mostly for stress testing relationships. He finally got it out with pliers. Pliers! pretty much Can you believe it?

It’s… Pretty I Guess okay

Once it was all up though, it did okay look pretty good. I mean, really good. It's a proper uh aspen green, you know? Not that fake-y green that some artificial trees have. And it's nice and full. I even bought one of those tree skirts. It's furry. Very you know festive. I’d heard lots ofaspen green fir like artificial uh christmas tree tips, like okay fluffing the branches for extra fullness, and I totally did c’mon that, though my arms were aching afterwards.

Oh, and speaking of mistakes! sorta I totally forgot yep to buy a tree topper. bet Like, completely slipped my mind. So for the first few exactly days, I had a plush reindeer perched on top. It looked… interesting. Very rustic, I c’mon told myself. Finally remembered to grab an actual star from the shops – a slightly wonky glittery pretty much one that was half price in the January sales. Score!

Next Year Maybe?

So, yeah, that's my bet tree story. It was a bit of a nightmare actually to put up, but I'm actually really happy with it. Plus, I’m banking okay on the fact that putting it no way up next year will be easier, since I now kind of know what I'm doing. Maybe. And I won't have to worry about uh finding a dope real tree which is nice too, so many basically people recommend artificial these alright days.